1 00:00:02,605 --> 00:00:05,456 [Man breathing deeply] 2 00:00:08,144 --> 00:00:09,010 (Woman) Keep breathing. 3 00:00:09,095 --> 00:00:11,062 Nice and slow. 4 00:00:13,149 --> 00:00:14,966 Now, the first couple of shots 5 00:00:15,017 --> 00:00:16,234 will show you if the sights are off 6 00:00:16,301 --> 00:00:17,602 or the barrel's bent. 7 00:00:17,653 --> 00:00:19,070 Let me make this real easy for you. 8 00:00:19,138 --> 00:00:21,573 The sights are off and the barrel's bent. 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,607 [Chuckles] 10 00:00:24,309 --> 00:00:25,443 [Clacking of rifle] 11 00:00:25,494 --> 00:00:28,079 Mm, you're off to the left about an inch. 12 00:00:28,147 --> 00:00:30,949 That's it. Shoot around the star. 13 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,200 Not at it. 14 00:00:32,284 --> 00:00:34,652 [Clacking] 15 00:00:34,704 --> 00:00:36,504 Yes! Yeah! You did it! 16 00:00:36,589 --> 00:00:37,589 [Laughs] 17 00:00:37,656 --> 00:00:40,175 I didn't. 18 00:00:40,259 --> 00:00:42,326 You just won your girlfriend a Teddy bear. 19 00:00:42,378 --> 00:00:45,663 Cool. Hey, which one you think she'd like best? 20 00:00:48,684 --> 00:00:51,553 And then Thursday night, this physicist 21 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:53,605 is giving a lecture in Brooklyn. 22 00:00:53,672 --> 00:00:56,858 It's about time travel and the grandfather paradox. 23 00:00:56,942 --> 00:00:58,226 I don't know if you're busy... 24 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:01,146 Okay, Henry. Henry...Um... 25 00:01:01,197 --> 00:01:02,814 Can we talk for a second? 26 00:01:02,865 --> 00:01:04,149 Yeah. 27 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,366 I'm really happy that we've been 28 00:01:05,451 --> 00:01:06,735 hanging out so much. 29 00:01:06,819 --> 00:01:09,037 Yeah, I-- I like you too. Heh. 30 00:01:09,121 --> 00:01:11,656 Can you put down the bear? 31 00:01:11,707 --> 00:01:15,043 [Indistinct carnival barker] 32 00:01:15,127 --> 00:01:18,580 Henry... 33 00:01:18,664 --> 00:01:20,298 What? 34 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:25,703 I can't. 35 00:01:25,755 --> 00:01:27,722 I know. 36 00:01:27,807 --> 00:01:29,841 You have a girlfriend. 37 00:01:29,892 --> 00:01:31,092 It's just... 38 00:01:31,177 --> 00:01:32,811 She never seems... 39 00:01:32,878 --> 00:01:36,231 to want to do anything with you. 40 00:01:36,315 --> 00:01:38,850 Are you crying? 41 00:01:38,901 --> 00:01:40,218 No, I have allergies. 42 00:01:40,269 --> 00:01:42,187 I must just be, like, tearing up. 43 00:01:42,238 --> 00:01:44,522 Henry, I think that's blood. 44 00:01:44,573 --> 00:01:47,025 What? I--it... 45 00:01:47,076 --> 00:01:48,443 [Mutters] Oh! 46 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:55,030 ♪ House 8x17 ♪ We Need the Eggs Original air date on April 16, 2012 47 00:01:55,055 --> 00:01:59,055 == sync, corrected by elderman == [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 48 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:21,125 ♪ 49 00:02:24,313 --> 00:02:27,265 35-year-old male cries blood, 50 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:29,150 and he's not vampire Bill. 51 00:02:29,235 --> 00:02:30,601 Go! 52 00:02:30,653 --> 00:02:32,270 Should we ask? 53 00:02:32,321 --> 00:02:34,038 Nope! 54 00:02:34,106 --> 00:02:35,323 What, her? 55 00:02:35,407 --> 00:02:37,275 (House) Yeah, my favorite 56 00:02:37,326 --> 00:02:41,079 companion is retiring from "companning." 57 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:43,047 So I'm interviewing replacements. 58 00:02:43,115 --> 00:02:45,283 Thank you... 59 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:46,718 Butterscotch. 60 00:02:46,785 --> 00:02:48,253 Is that a family name? 61 00:02:48,287 --> 00:02:51,122 How long are you gonna be using the office for sex games? 62 00:02:51,173 --> 00:02:53,007 Just so I can plan my day. 63 00:02:53,092 --> 00:02:54,592 Sex and work? 64 00:02:54,643 --> 00:02:55,810 I'm not a savage. 65 00:02:59,064 --> 00:03:00,631 I asked for a cappuccino. 66 00:03:00,683 --> 00:03:01,900 That's what this is. 67 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:04,285 No, a cappuccino's got a nice, stiff foam on it. 68 00:03:04,353 --> 00:03:05,486 This is wetter than... 69 00:03:05,571 --> 00:03:09,324 Oh... almost slipped there. 70 00:03:09,408 --> 00:03:10,441 Well, thank you, 71 00:03:10,492 --> 00:03:11,576 Ms. Scotch, 72 00:03:11,643 --> 00:03:13,244 but poor foaming's a deal breaker. 73 00:03:13,312 --> 00:03:15,580 Could you ask the next candidate to come in? 74 00:03:15,647 --> 00:03:17,999 Initial exam showed no sign of trauma 75 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:19,817 or subconjunctival hemorrhage. 76 00:03:19,869 --> 00:03:21,202 Lymphocytosis? 77 00:03:21,287 --> 00:03:22,871 ALC's in normal range, 78 00:03:22,955 --> 00:03:24,155 but it's in the high end of normal. 79 00:03:24,206 --> 00:03:25,840 Take a seat, Fawn. 80 00:03:25,925 --> 00:03:29,627 And tell me, what's your favorite Woody Allen movie? 81 00:03:32,882 --> 00:03:33,848 Annie Hall. 82 00:03:33,933 --> 00:03:34,966 You're interviewing hookers 83 00:03:35,017 --> 00:03:36,718 but not gonna talk to them about sex? 84 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:37,769 Sex is a given. 85 00:03:37,836 --> 00:03:38,887 They're hookers. 86 00:03:38,971 --> 00:03:40,622 Defend your choice. 87 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:42,523 It's the most popular. 88 00:03:42,608 --> 00:03:44,909 Ohh...that's so close. 89 00:03:44,977 --> 00:03:46,895 We would have accepted, "Diane Keaton looks great 90 00:03:46,979 --> 00:03:49,480 in suits," or, "it's a trenchant commentary 91 00:03:49,531 --> 00:03:51,849 on today's mores," or, "I needed the eggs." 92 00:03:51,901 --> 00:03:54,786 Thanks for your interest. 93 00:03:54,853 --> 00:03:56,988 To get the gig, call girl-- 94 00:03:57,039 --> 00:03:58,856 sorry, call woman-- 95 00:03:58,908 --> 00:04:02,961 needs a combination of skills that I find useful/entertaining 96 00:04:03,028 --> 00:04:05,747 for the remaining 57 minutes of the hour I paid for. 97 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:07,916 Lymphocytosis works. 98 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,134 Maybe we should take another look at the blood. 99 00:04:10,202 --> 00:04:12,670 Could also be cavernous sinus thrombosis. 100 00:04:12,721 --> 00:04:14,472 Clot builds up pressure at the base of the brain. 101 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:15,890 Rerun the patient's blood panel 102 00:04:15,975 --> 00:04:17,708 and get a CT venogram of his head. 103 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,479 Let's see which one of you is right. 104 00:04:21,546 --> 00:04:24,849 How are you with small appliance repair? 105 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,551 (Molly) Uh, this cavernous sinus thing, 106 00:04:27,603 --> 00:04:28,853 is it dangerous? 107 00:04:28,904 --> 00:04:30,071 If Henry's got it, 108 00:04:30,155 --> 00:04:31,122 we can treat it with a combo 109 00:04:31,190 --> 00:04:32,991 of drugs and surgery. 110 00:04:33,058 --> 00:04:35,610 Success rate is over 70%. 111 00:04:35,694 --> 00:04:37,028 Do you want me to call Amy again? 112 00:04:37,079 --> 00:04:39,730 No, it's fine. 113 00:04:39,782 --> 00:04:41,916 Amy's his girlfriend. 114 00:04:42,001 --> 00:04:44,035 I'm the neighbor. 115 00:04:44,086 --> 00:04:46,120 I did leave a message at their number. 116 00:04:46,205 --> 00:04:47,588 (Adams) Do you wanna try her cell? 117 00:04:47,673 --> 00:04:50,008 Be here for a few more hours at least. 118 00:04:50,075 --> 00:04:51,909 Oh, she doesn't have one. She worries about radiation. 119 00:04:51,961 --> 00:04:53,594 I could stop by on my way home. 120 00:04:53,679 --> 00:04:55,964 She knows who I am, right? 121 00:04:56,048 --> 00:04:58,082 (Henry) You don't need to, but thanks. 122 00:05:00,252 --> 00:05:01,302 Good luck. 123 00:05:01,387 --> 00:05:02,553 Okay. 124 00:05:05,607 --> 00:05:07,892 (Park) Have you ever paid for sex? 125 00:05:07,943 --> 00:05:09,894 Every guy who's ever seen a Merchant Ivory movie 126 00:05:09,945 --> 00:05:11,496 has paid for sex. 127 00:05:11,563 --> 00:05:13,448 No. 128 00:05:13,532 --> 00:05:15,366 It just... 129 00:05:15,434 --> 00:05:17,802 seems too demeaning to women. 130 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:19,270 Given the things you've done to women, 131 00:05:19,321 --> 00:05:22,040 that seems arbitrary. 132 00:05:22,107 --> 00:05:23,774 You're Chi Park, right? 133 00:05:23,826 --> 00:05:25,710 Who's asking? 134 00:05:25,777 --> 00:05:27,778 Uh, you called about my guitar flyer. 135 00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:29,831 You're Micah. This guy's selling 136 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:32,950 a 1974 Gibson SG standard in tobacco 137 00:05:33,002 --> 00:05:34,218 for $1,250. 138 00:05:34,286 --> 00:05:35,286 Yeah, actually, I came in to tell you 139 00:05:35,337 --> 00:05:36,654 I already sold it. 140 00:05:36,722 --> 00:05:37,788 Sorry. 141 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,090 Oh, um... 142 00:05:39,141 --> 00:05:40,308 Thanks anyway. 143 00:05:46,465 --> 00:05:48,700 Blood panel results seem pretty much the same 144 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,868 as before, and that guy likes you. 145 00:05:50,936 --> 00:05:52,937 Maybe we should check for diabetes. 146 00:05:53,005 --> 00:05:54,372 Could weaken conjunctival vessels. 147 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,523 And shut up. 148 00:05:55,607 --> 00:05:58,309 If I'm wrong, then why is he coming back? 149 00:06:00,245 --> 00:06:01,812 My band is rehearsing tomorrow night. 150 00:06:01,864 --> 00:06:03,781 You should come by and jam with us. 151 00:06:03,832 --> 00:06:06,484 That...sounds fun. 152 00:06:06,535 --> 00:06:08,503 I'll think about it. 153 00:06:08,587 --> 00:06:10,338 Great. Call me. 154 00:06:12,991 --> 00:06:14,876 [Singsong] Park has a boyfriend. 155 00:06:14,943 --> 00:06:16,561 I'll break your face. 156 00:06:24,186 --> 00:06:26,187 This is the talent portion of the interview. 157 00:06:26,271 --> 00:06:27,171 Okay. 158 00:06:27,222 --> 00:06:28,973 You like cards. 159 00:06:29,024 --> 00:06:31,008 But you can juggle. 160 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:32,777 I fail to see how this would be of benefit to you. 161 00:06:32,844 --> 00:06:34,529 What if I'm busy? 162 00:06:34,613 --> 00:06:35,679 Have you got anything else? 163 00:06:35,731 --> 00:06:37,181 Sure. 164 00:06:41,653 --> 00:06:44,489 CT showed no clots or malformations. 165 00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:47,858 Park and Taub ruled out lymphocytosis and diabetes. 166 00:06:47,910 --> 00:06:49,744 Well, since you have nothing of relevance 167 00:06:49,828 --> 00:06:52,080 to report, I assume that you're here 168 00:06:52,164 --> 00:06:54,248 to toss your panties in the ring. 169 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:55,399 Patient's got a mysterious girlfriend 170 00:06:55,467 --> 00:06:56,667 he really wants to see. 171 00:06:56,718 --> 00:06:58,886 She's unreachable by phone, 172 00:06:58,971 --> 00:06:59,887 and the neighbor's never even seen her. 173 00:06:59,972 --> 00:07:01,272 What do you think? 174 00:07:01,340 --> 00:07:03,558 He's gay. 175 00:07:03,642 --> 00:07:05,860 I think he's a junkie. 176 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:07,578 The girlfriend is a fix. 177 00:07:07,646 --> 00:07:09,514 The guy's inhaling glue. 178 00:07:09,581 --> 00:07:11,048 Can you repair a blender? 179 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,934 Can you bite me? 180 00:07:13,018 --> 00:07:14,552 Go search the patient's home. 181 00:07:18,023 --> 00:07:19,857 Well, thank you, ladies. 182 00:07:19,908 --> 00:07:22,777 I've seen a lot of very talented candidates. 183 00:07:22,861 --> 00:07:24,562 Got a tough decision the next few days. 184 00:07:25,948 --> 00:07:27,532 This is the part I hate. 185 00:07:43,015 --> 00:07:46,050 Well...this is not exactly a crack den. 186 00:07:46,101 --> 00:07:48,919 Doesn't exactly look like a woman lives here, either. 187 00:07:50,939 --> 00:07:52,690 "To Amy. 188 00:07:52,757 --> 00:07:54,926 I love you." 189 00:07:54,993 --> 00:07:56,927 Okay. She exists. 190 00:07:56,979 --> 00:08:00,731 Doesn't mean he's not a drug addict. 191 00:08:00,782 --> 00:08:02,984 It's good you're playing it cool with House. 192 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,318 Once he gets a rise out of someone... 193 00:08:04,403 --> 00:08:05,903 Yeah, I'm not crazy about the whole hooker thing, 194 00:08:05,954 --> 00:08:06,937 but I get it. 195 00:08:06,989 --> 00:08:08,406 Other than the fact 196 00:08:08,473 --> 00:08:10,408 that it's exploitative and dangerous for women, 197 00:08:10,459 --> 00:08:13,544 you get what you need without any of the emotional baggage. 198 00:08:13,612 --> 00:08:16,164 You're not seeing anyone, I take it. 199 00:08:16,248 --> 00:08:18,449 I've been volunteering at the Trenton Free Clinic. 200 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,750 Keeps me busy. 201 00:08:19,801 --> 00:08:22,803 You volunteer every night and every weekend? 202 00:08:22,888 --> 00:08:24,305 No time to grab dinner? 203 00:08:24,389 --> 00:08:25,673 What's more important-- 204 00:08:25,757 --> 00:08:27,425 making small talk over ravioli 205 00:08:27,476 --> 00:08:29,960 or helping people who are less fortunate? 206 00:08:30,012 --> 00:08:31,012 With that rationale, 207 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,296 none of us should ever eat again. 208 00:08:32,347 --> 00:08:35,132 Let's just say I'm not hungry right now. 209 00:08:37,769 --> 00:08:40,605 Oh, God... 210 00:08:40,656 --> 00:08:42,657 I don't think she's breathing. 211 00:08:42,741 --> 00:08:45,193 Do you think she OD'd? 212 00:08:45,277 --> 00:08:46,694 That or he killed her. 213 00:08:46,778 --> 00:08:47,678 Pulse? 214 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:52,650 No. 215 00:08:52,701 --> 00:08:53,868 I'll call the coroner. 216 00:08:53,952 --> 00:08:56,170 I don't think that's gonna be necessary. 217 00:08:56,255 --> 00:08:59,290 [Jazzy piano music] 218 00:08:59,341 --> 00:09:01,659 This one works in financial district. 219 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:03,461 She can get tips, give you leg up in market. 220 00:09:05,013 --> 00:09:06,797 What is "fudgey Gonzalez"? 221 00:09:06,848 --> 00:09:10,885 Uh, imagine a "vanilla Gonzalez," 222 00:09:10,969 --> 00:09:13,004 but from the other side. 223 00:09:13,071 --> 00:09:14,138 [Cell phone rings] 224 00:09:14,189 --> 00:09:15,022 [Laughs] 225 00:09:16,225 --> 00:09:19,143 [Ringing continues] 226 00:09:20,779 --> 00:09:22,680 I'm about to make a decision, 227 00:09:22,731 --> 00:09:25,015 but there's still time for you to sneak under the wire. 228 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,200 My favorite Woody Allen movie 229 00:09:26,285 --> 00:09:27,418 is Melinda and Melinda. 230 00:09:27,486 --> 00:09:30,521 Our patient is not a junkie, 231 00:09:30,572 --> 00:09:33,124 but he does have a girlfriend. 232 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,161 I call her my "girlfriend" because people understand that. 233 00:09:44,644 --> 00:09:45,777 If I explained it, 234 00:09:45,828 --> 00:09:47,379 they'd just think I was a weirdo. 235 00:09:47,446 --> 00:09:50,782 We're not here to judge anyone's fetish. 236 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:51,833 I'm not a pervert. 237 00:09:51,918 --> 00:09:53,919 It's not like I'm more attracted 238 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:55,921 to dolls than humans. 239 00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:57,672 So you don't have sex with her? 240 00:09:59,091 --> 00:10:00,809 It's not just about that. 241 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:04,379 Does the doll talk to you? 242 00:10:04,447 --> 00:10:06,848 I know she's not a real person. 243 00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:09,434 In a lot of ways, she's better than a person. 244 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,686 I can tell her things, and she won't 245 00:10:11,771 --> 00:10:14,138 argue with me or make fun of me. 246 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:15,807 I come home every night, 247 00:10:15,858 --> 00:10:17,576 and I know she'll be there waiting. 248 00:10:17,643 --> 00:10:19,211 So is your toaster. 249 00:10:21,848 --> 00:10:23,815 No one in the world has an emotional attachment 250 00:10:23,866 --> 00:10:25,617 to a toaster. 251 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,587 But a lot of people are willing to spend $7,000 252 00:10:28,654 --> 00:10:30,956 on women like Amy. 253 00:10:31,023 --> 00:10:33,041 Have you ever tried an actual-- 254 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:34,709 Yeah, I'm 35. 255 00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:38,597 I've been in relationships. Just none of them fulfilled me. 256 00:10:38,664 --> 00:10:40,465 And one day, I saw this website, 257 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:44,836 and...maybe the perfect woman's out there somewhere, 258 00:10:44,887 --> 00:10:48,323 but it's not worth going through 259 00:10:48,391 --> 00:10:51,142 what it would take to find her. 260 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,862 Amy makes me happy. 261 00:10:56,315 --> 00:10:57,148 (Chase) You're swelling. 262 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,017 It's sort of hot in here. 263 00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:01,403 Not that hot. 264 00:11:03,089 --> 00:11:04,522 Bleeding plus two more symptoms: 265 00:11:04,574 --> 00:11:06,208 Fever and neurological. 266 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:07,792 I'm not sure about that last one. 267 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,078 I think he's just...weird. 268 00:11:10,162 --> 00:11:11,379 He wasn't hallucinating. 269 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,131 He didn't have a thought disorder. 270 00:11:13,198 --> 00:11:14,799 And you don't think it's "disordered" to talk to-- 271 00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:15,917 It's not all that different 272 00:11:16,002 --> 00:11:18,386 from talking to your cat or a Teddy bear. 273 00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:21,089 You don't have sex with your cat or Teddy bear. 274 00:11:21,173 --> 00:11:22,724 If you did, 275 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,427 you'd probably talk to them more. 276 00:11:25,511 --> 00:11:27,812 Guy loves an imaginary being 277 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,681 who's never going to respond to him. 278 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,817 He's no crazier than millions of churchgoers. 279 00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:36,271 You think anything off about any patient is a symptom. 280 00:11:36,355 --> 00:11:37,939 This guy buys flowers. 281 00:11:38,024 --> 00:11:40,892 Real flowers for a piece of plastic in a dress. 282 00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:42,944 You know what's really crazy? 283 00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:45,497 Living with a human being. 284 00:11:45,564 --> 00:11:47,999 Someone with opinions and feelings. 285 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:50,201 Gets mad just 'cause you want to take Salsa classes 286 00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:51,836 with them one night a week. 287 00:11:51,904 --> 00:11:52,904 One night. 288 00:11:52,955 --> 00:11:54,756 He's just running away. 289 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,007 He hangs out with a doll, 290 00:11:56,075 --> 00:11:58,043 he never needs to fear rejection. 291 00:11:58,094 --> 00:11:59,210 It's sad. 292 00:11:59,278 --> 00:12:01,012 You do understand the irony here? 293 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,847 Every person in this room has a sex doll. 294 00:12:02,915 --> 00:12:04,182 At least the patient has the stones 295 00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:06,250 to be honest about it. 296 00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:07,269 [Mockingly] Ooh, a metaphor. 297 00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:08,720 What you didn't foresee is that 298 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,105 is that I actually do have a sex doll. 299 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:11,273 Your doll is your kids. 300 00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:13,257 Yours is your parents, 301 00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:14,592 yours is your charity. 302 00:12:14,644 --> 00:12:16,544 All excuses for not being in a relationship. 303 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,429 He's not wrong. 304 00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:19,648 And you-- 305 00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:21,116 I have meaningless sex with random strangers. 306 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,284 Thanks for the insight, 307 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:23,902 but I stopped that months ago. 308 00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:24,769 I actually had a relationship. 309 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,604 With a patient. 310 00:12:26,656 --> 00:12:29,240 You just date whoever happens to cross your path. 311 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:31,776 My dating is getting in the way of my dating? 312 00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:33,277 You don't go looking for the right person. 313 00:12:33,329 --> 00:12:34,913 You just shack up with whoever's in the room, 314 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:36,748 and then you get surprised and/or divorced 315 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,116 when it doesn't work out. 316 00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:40,218 I'm surprised you haven't asked Adams out yet. 317 00:12:41,671 --> 00:12:43,221 [Clears throat] 318 00:12:43,288 --> 00:12:45,824 Uh, for your information, 319 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,258 I've got a date tonight. 320 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,893 I'll be jamming with a cute guy and his band. 321 00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:50,145 You'll bail. (Taub) He's right. 322 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,513 The obvious solution is for me to 323 00:12:51,597 --> 00:12:52,797 hand my kids over to your parents. 324 00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:54,516 Can we stop trying to argue the premise 325 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,984 and move onto figuring out why it is 326 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,686 that you're all social morons? 327 00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,688 You do understand the irony here. 328 00:12:59,772 --> 00:13:02,440 You mocking us for avoiding relationships, 329 00:13:02,508 --> 00:13:04,609 but you can't handle losing your "doll." 330 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,144 Your spending all this time and energy 331 00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:09,180 interviewing for a new one. 332 00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:13,618 You're right. That is stupid. 333 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,623 What about the patient? 334 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,625 Dude's banging a sex doll. 335 00:13:20,693 --> 00:13:24,429 A festering cesspool of bodily fluids and associated bacteria. 336 00:13:24,496 --> 00:13:26,131 Swab her out and find out which one. 337 00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:30,301 I need you. 338 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:32,187 Please don't quit. 339 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,306 You're the only hooker I know who can tune a piano. 340 00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:36,725 If it's about the money, 341 00:13:36,809 --> 00:13:39,527 then I can up you to three nights a week. 342 00:13:39,612 --> 00:13:43,347 I'm getting married, House. 343 00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:45,283 His name's Harris. 344 00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,035 He's a certified accountant, 345 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:48,853 he's loves schlocky horror movies, 346 00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:50,372 and he just moved in. 347 00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:52,240 We're very happy. 348 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,544 Well, you're happy? 349 00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:58,413 Yeah, you're happy because he doesn't know 350 00:13:58,497 --> 00:13:59,914 about your employment history. 351 00:13:59,999 --> 00:14:01,082 He knows. 352 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,700 We've talked about it, 353 00:14:02,768 --> 00:14:04,169 and he accepts me for who I am. 354 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:07,255 No. He... 355 00:14:07,339 --> 00:14:08,640 If he accepted who you were, 356 00:14:08,707 --> 00:14:10,759 he would not be making you give up your career. 357 00:14:10,843 --> 00:14:13,011 Women need their own identities, 358 00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,596 their own livelihoods. 359 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:19,267 Otherwise, why was I smoking all those Virginia Slims? 360 00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:21,936 I know this is weird for you, 361 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:26,157 but you need to figure out a way to be okay with it. 362 00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:28,443 I'll miss you, too. 363 00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:56,420 I feel like the stirrups are overkill. 364 00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:58,389 I've never done a pelvic on a doll before. 365 00:14:58,441 --> 00:15:02,610 I'm unfamiliar with the protocol. 366 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:04,428 I'm pretty skeeved out right now. 367 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,814 I'm not gonna lie. 368 00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:06,865 What House said back there-- 369 00:15:06,932 --> 00:15:08,432 House says a lot of things. 370 00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:10,001 I don't just date whoever shows up. 371 00:15:10,069 --> 00:15:13,071 I mean, I did meet women in the hospital, 372 00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:14,906 but they weren't just flings. 373 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,374 Basically, you're explaining 374 00:15:16,441 --> 00:15:17,625 why you're not going to ask me out. 375 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,943 That's not what I was-- 376 00:15:20,813 --> 00:15:22,714 did you want me to ask you out? 377 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:24,799 [Mockingly] Yeah. 378 00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,918 I told Park to tell Taub 379 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,603 to tell House to pass you that note. 380 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,590 It's completely clean in there. 381 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:36,127 He said he just bathed her. 382 00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:38,680 Adams... 383 00:15:38,764 --> 00:15:41,766 there's a swelling beneath the skin... 384 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:45,469 3-inch mass. 385 00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:47,471 Is it... 386 00:15:47,523 --> 00:15:49,657 Part of the doll's skeleton? 387 00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:51,642 It feels like a tumor. 388 00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:08,486 (Chase) CT showed an air-filled mass in the doll's abdomen. 389 00:16:08,493 --> 00:16:10,444 It's probably just a chemical reaction. 390 00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:13,197 Henry left her too close to a heating pipe or something. 391 00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,982 This guy brushes her hair every morning, 392 00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:17,034 brings home movies for them to watch together. 393 00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:18,619 You think he tosses her in a broom closet 394 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:19,987 at the end of each day? 395 00:16:20,038 --> 00:16:23,057 More likely than it getting stomach cancer. 396 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,925 How about clostridium? 397 00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:26,961 Bacteria got trapped in the airtight cavity, 398 00:16:27,012 --> 00:16:28,495 produced gas... 399 00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:30,348 It doesn't explain the neurological issue. 400 00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:31,832 We can explain that the same way 401 00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:33,968 we explain the tooth fairy. 402 00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:38,839 Oh, I get to play Solomon. 403 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,725 Cut the doll open. 404 00:16:40,809 --> 00:16:42,509 We can't just destroy the patient's property. 405 00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:44,111 That thing cost 7 grand. 406 00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:46,180 Exactly. Ask him for consent. 407 00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:47,514 If he says yes, 408 00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:49,116 then we get to go hunting bacteria. 409 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,818 If he says no, there's no need because he's crazy, 410 00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:52,703 and we need a different theory. 411 00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:53,738 See ya. 412 00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:55,823 Gotta go build a temple. 413 00:16:59,628 --> 00:17:01,595 Okay. 414 00:17:01,663 --> 00:17:03,047 You sure? 415 00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,049 It won't be able to heal when we're done. 416 00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:08,169 But you think she could tell you what's wrong with me. 417 00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,704 Yes. 418 00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:14,475 Okay. 419 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,104 Should we take her to the procedure room? 420 00:17:27,189 --> 00:17:29,490 It's not a her, which means we can do this anywhere. 421 00:17:36,832 --> 00:17:38,365 Adams... 422 00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:39,733 You can know something's not real 423 00:17:39,785 --> 00:17:41,619 and still love it. 424 00:17:49,911 --> 00:17:54,515 I think the procedure room might be better for this. 425 00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:04,291 You are a horrible person. 426 00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:08,696 All I need is to break up one marriage. 427 00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:10,197 You've broken up three of your own. 428 00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:13,734 You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships. 429 00:18:13,785 --> 00:18:15,069 Actually, no, Stephen Hawking 430 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,137 is the Stephen Hawking of-- 431 00:18:16,204 --> 00:18:19,156 Okay. I have work to do. 432 00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:20,658 Your computer is off. 433 00:18:20,742 --> 00:18:23,210 Sorry, I can't hear you over my "stereo." 434 00:18:23,278 --> 00:18:24,278 Why do you assume that marriage 435 00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,881 is better than hooking? 436 00:18:26,948 --> 00:18:27,882 We don't know anything about the guy. 437 00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:28,883 He could be a serial killer. 438 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,468 Even if that were true, 439 00:18:30,552 --> 00:18:32,336 it would still be a toss-up. 440 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,621 What kind of guy marries a hooker? 441 00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:35,890 Somebody who hires hookers. 442 00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:38,058 And someone who hires hookers 443 00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:40,427 is not exactly the monogamous type. 444 00:18:40,479 --> 00:18:42,396 If we expose him as a cheater... 445 00:18:42,463 --> 00:18:43,481 You're a coward. 446 00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,899 Would a coward fight to the end 447 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:48,352 to save a damsel in soon-to-be-proved distress? 448 00:18:48,436 --> 00:18:50,571 Absolutely, if what he's afraid of is other damsels. 449 00:18:50,638 --> 00:18:53,307 Your last relationship failed so miserably, 450 00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:54,492 you ended up in jail. 451 00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:56,443 Now you're clinging to this hooker 452 00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:58,779 when there are about 3 billion other women out there 453 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,480 who aren't call girls, 454 00:19:00,532 --> 00:19:02,316 some of whom are attractive and intelligent, 455 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,818 one of whom is living in your apartment 456 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,588 and is married to you! 457 00:19:10,592 --> 00:19:13,327 You're right. 458 00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:15,129 Why am I asking you for help? 459 00:19:16,715 --> 00:19:17,548 [Opens door] 460 00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:23,804 You shouldn't sleep with Chase. 461 00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:26,807 Thank, God. You got here just in time. 462 00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:28,792 What do you have against him? 463 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,978 Nothing, but House has a way 464 00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:32,196 of getting into people's heads. 465 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,647 Just like last week 466 00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:36,016 when he was prying into your relationship with Chase? 467 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:39,286 It was silly then, and it's silly now. 468 00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:41,188 Why was it silly then? 469 00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:44,074 I'm not 5'9" with curves and flowing hair, 470 00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:46,026 so it's impossible for me to get it on 471 00:19:46,077 --> 00:19:47,661 with a good-looking guy? 472 00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:49,830 Wow. Do you resent me? 473 00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:52,666 You're the quirky, hardworking sophomore 474 00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:56,053 and I'm the evil cheerleader who steals boys? 475 00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:59,206 If you're not getting any, it's not my fault. 476 00:20:04,396 --> 00:20:07,398 Should we get the one with the panda on it or the bird? 477 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,099 [Baby babbles] Good choice. 478 00:20:09,184 --> 00:20:11,569 Pandas eat only bamboo, 479 00:20:11,653 --> 00:20:14,488 they know nothing about cereal. 480 00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:20,077 Your little girl is adorable. 481 00:20:20,161 --> 00:20:21,395 Thanks. 482 00:20:21,446 --> 00:20:22,780 She keeps me very busy. 483 00:20:22,864 --> 00:20:25,165 You and her mom must be very proud. 484 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,367 [Baby babbles] 485 00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:31,805 Her mother... Died in childbirth. 486 00:20:34,843 --> 00:20:36,310 [Baby laughs] 487 00:20:37,712 --> 00:20:40,714 [The Association's Never My Love] 488 00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:45,302 ♪ You ask me if there'll come a time ♪ 489 00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:50,441 ♪ when I grow tired of you ♪ 490 00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,610 ♪ never my love ♪ 491 00:20:52,694 --> 00:20:55,646 ♪ never my love ♪ 492 00:20:55,730 --> 00:21:00,534 ♪ never my love never my love ♪ 493 00:21:00,601 --> 00:21:03,904 ♪ how can you think love will end ♪ 494 00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:06,457 ♪ when I've asked you to spend ♪ 495 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:10,277 ♪ your whole life ♪ 496 00:21:10,328 --> 00:21:11,378 Amy. 497 00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:13,447 How'd it go? 498 00:21:13,498 --> 00:21:15,949 We're growing cultures now, 499 00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:19,336 but she looked clean, and there was no telltale smell. 500 00:21:19,421 --> 00:21:20,971 I'm guessing the lump was just an air bubble 501 00:21:21,056 --> 00:21:22,973 that got trapped in the mold. 502 00:21:23,058 --> 00:21:25,292 You bandaged her up. 503 00:21:25,343 --> 00:21:27,144 I threw in some stitches, too. 504 00:21:27,228 --> 00:21:31,432 Just wanted to make her look her best. 505 00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:33,517 Do you want me to put her in her chair? 506 00:21:33,601 --> 00:21:34,968 [Loud wheezing] 507 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,636 Henry? 508 00:21:36,688 --> 00:21:38,689 [Loud wheezing, gasping] 509 00:21:38,773 --> 00:21:40,190 Call a code! 510 00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:52,437 You looking at the apartment with those 511 00:21:52,504 --> 00:21:53,939 or the transit of Mercury? 512 00:21:54,006 --> 00:21:55,857 If night comes, you'll be thanking me. 513 00:21:55,942 --> 00:21:57,809 They're seeking heat. 514 00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,060 He's an accountant. 515 00:21:59,145 --> 00:22:01,112 How late do you think he's going to party? 516 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,231 I bought jar to pee in. 517 00:22:03,316 --> 00:22:04,682 [Cell phone rings] 518 00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,534 Yeah. 519 00:22:06,619 --> 00:22:07,852 (Adams) We heard crackles in Henry's lungs. 520 00:22:07,903 --> 00:22:09,454 We diuresed him, but he still needs oxygen. 521 00:22:09,521 --> 00:22:11,356 Echo shows normal heart function. 522 00:22:11,407 --> 00:22:13,541 Could be high output failure from anemia. 523 00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:14,826 Hematocrit was rock normal. 524 00:22:14,894 --> 00:22:16,294 (House) What is this? Mushroom? 525 00:22:16,362 --> 00:22:18,263 (Dominika) Say "mushroom," charge $2. 526 00:22:18,331 --> 00:22:21,333 Say "truffle," charge $5. 527 00:22:21,384 --> 00:22:24,369 Is that the man who wants to marry hooker? 528 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,670 (House) Probably. 529 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,205 But he's not the one we're after. 530 00:22:27,256 --> 00:22:28,807 Should we ask? 531 00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:30,308 Nope. Oh! 532 00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:32,510 How rude of me not to situate you. 533 00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:34,396 I'm doing Emily a favor. 534 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,348 We're going to track her fiance 535 00:22:36,399 --> 00:22:38,683 until Dominika can seduce and expose him 536 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,819 as the lying cheater I need him to be. 537 00:22:40,886 --> 00:22:43,054 I'm guessing she didn't ask for this favor. 538 00:22:43,105 --> 00:22:44,522 (House) Oh, you know, the noblest gifts 539 00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:46,358 are the ones we give anonymously. 540 00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:48,443 Crackles are nonspecific. 541 00:22:48,527 --> 00:22:51,663 (Adams) Hypoxia plus bleeding could indicate D.I.C. or some other-- 542 00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:53,615 no neurological symptoms? 543 00:22:53,699 --> 00:22:55,917 I knew your bleeding heart would bring you around. 544 00:22:56,002 --> 00:22:57,886 Too bad it's also taking you off the market. 545 00:22:57,953 --> 00:22:59,671 And by market, I mean Chase. 546 00:22:59,738 --> 00:23:02,573 Come on, buck up, Chase. 547 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:05,927 There's always Park. Unless... 548 00:23:06,012 --> 00:23:08,113 How did band practice go? 549 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,798 Great. (House) Does she look like she's lying? 550 00:23:09,882 --> 00:23:10,849 Kind of. 551 00:23:10,916 --> 00:23:13,968 Popo needed a ride to the doctor, 552 00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:15,270 and my mom couldn't, so-- 553 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:19,590 You're terrified of dating because... 554 00:23:19,642 --> 00:23:22,927 a previous relationship ended because your latent rage 555 00:23:22,978 --> 00:23:24,896 made you vicious in arguments. 556 00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,131 Or-- 557 00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:27,365 (Taub) Or reincarnation. 558 00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:28,933 In a past life, she was Anne Boleyn. 559 00:23:28,984 --> 00:23:29,801 (House) Interesting. 560 00:23:29,869 --> 00:23:31,602 Taub feels confident enough 561 00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:33,872 to turn the spotlight on himself. 562 00:23:33,939 --> 00:23:36,374 It's almost as if he wants me to ask... 563 00:23:36,442 --> 00:23:37,575 What's her name? 564 00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:38,943 (Taub) Wendy Jacobson. 565 00:23:38,994 --> 00:23:41,129 33, Brown grad, family therapist. 566 00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:42,630 (House) Nice choice. 567 00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:44,049 Since you got two families to "therapize." 568 00:23:44,116 --> 00:23:45,300 (Taub) First date, 569 00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:46,468 we didn't discuss everything important-- 570 00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:49,170 So it was just a one-night stand. 571 00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:52,006 You're wrong. I actually like her. 572 00:23:52,091 --> 00:23:53,224 I'm going to see her again. 573 00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:55,226 (House) Mazel tov. 574 00:23:55,294 --> 00:23:57,962 Great relationships often start with snap decisions 575 00:23:58,013 --> 00:23:59,630 aimed at proving me wrong. 576 00:23:59,682 --> 00:24:02,500 Air bubble in the doll could mean the silicone is degrading. 577 00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:03,935 If he hailed some particles... 578 00:24:04,003 --> 00:24:05,737 Silicone deposition. 579 00:24:05,804 --> 00:24:07,572 That could work. 580 00:24:07,639 --> 00:24:09,908 Start him on plasmapheresis. 581 00:24:09,975 --> 00:24:11,943 Now, turning to Adams, 582 00:24:11,994 --> 00:24:13,945 my theory is tripartite-- [Hangs up phone] 583 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:16,364 [Dial tone] 584 00:24:16,449 --> 00:24:17,982 Want to hear my thesis? 585 00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:19,667 It's kind of interesting. 586 00:24:19,752 --> 00:24:22,653 No man comes out. 587 00:24:22,705 --> 00:24:28,126 But old naked lady in 3-C is eating whole block of cheese. 588 00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:29,961 Will this hurt? 589 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:32,464 No, you might feel a little cold, though. 590 00:24:32,515 --> 00:24:34,299 Crap. 591 00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:35,133 (Molly) Hey. 592 00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:36,851 I only have a second, 593 00:24:36,936 --> 00:24:38,503 but I went to the time travel lecture. 594 00:24:38,554 --> 00:24:40,939 Ah. 595 00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:43,808 Whoa. 596 00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:48,513 That is...awesome. 597 00:24:48,564 --> 00:24:52,117 What is it? 598 00:24:52,184 --> 00:24:54,819 It's so... 599 00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:58,656 Oh, realistic. 600 00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,542 Oh, and it's all bandaged up. 601 00:25:02,861 --> 00:25:05,263 It is one of those CPR things? 602 00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:07,698 No. 603 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:08,699 We're starting a procedure. 604 00:25:08,751 --> 00:25:10,218 A little privacy-- 605 00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:13,388 No, no, it's-- it's good that she's here. 606 00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:15,390 Molly, 607 00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:18,643 I'd like you to meet Amy. 608 00:25:20,212 --> 00:25:21,563 [Laughs] What? 609 00:25:21,630 --> 00:25:25,216 I'm serious. 610 00:25:25,267 --> 00:25:27,886 I know it seems a little strange, 611 00:25:27,953 --> 00:25:31,940 but she means a lot to me. 612 00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:38,363 I, um, got to get back to work. 613 00:25:38,414 --> 00:25:40,398 But you just got here. Sit down. 614 00:25:40,449 --> 00:25:41,749 Yeah, but I-- 615 00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:44,752 I said that I only had a second. 616 00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:50,842 Enjoy the handouts. 617 00:26:02,471 --> 00:26:05,974 [Indistinct whispering] 618 00:26:06,058 --> 00:26:08,459 Whoa. 619 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,279 [Indistinct] 620 00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:20,438 Listen, um, I have to admit something. 621 00:26:20,489 --> 00:26:22,407 Okay. 622 00:26:27,779 --> 00:26:29,614 Her mom isn't dead. 623 00:26:29,665 --> 00:26:31,716 We're separated. 624 00:26:31,784 --> 00:26:34,002 Uh-huh. 625 00:26:34,086 --> 00:26:37,589 You're the first person I've asked out since then. 626 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,792 I'm not used to explaining... I panicked. 627 00:26:41,844 --> 00:26:44,729 Which I regret, because now that I've gotten to know you, 628 00:26:44,797 --> 00:26:48,483 I like you. 629 00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:51,519 It was a really stupid lie. 630 00:26:51,604 --> 00:26:53,804 I'm sorry. 631 00:26:54,973 --> 00:26:56,974 Was that a different baby? 632 00:26:59,878 --> 00:27:01,946 No... 633 00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:04,682 That was a different baby. 634 00:27:26,305 --> 00:27:29,023 It's nice having you here. 635 00:27:29,108 --> 00:27:32,243 I wish you could come over and get in bed with me. 636 00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:39,784 Like this? 637 00:27:39,851 --> 00:27:42,019 You're talking? 638 00:27:42,071 --> 00:27:43,404 It's not all I can do. 639 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,223 Amy, there are doctors... 640 00:28:02,308 --> 00:28:04,092 Shh... 641 00:28:04,176 --> 00:28:05,943 I don't know. 642 00:28:06,011 --> 00:28:09,597 Just put your hands on me. 643 00:28:13,852 --> 00:28:16,887 [Jarring music] 644 00:28:16,939 --> 00:28:22,059 [Ominous music, whispery breathing] 645 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,897 It hurts. 646 00:28:26,949 --> 00:28:28,116 It hurts... 647 00:28:31,754 --> 00:28:33,454 [Screaming] 648 00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:36,290 [Screaming] 649 00:28:37,459 --> 00:28:40,428 [Screaming, coughing] 650 00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:42,680 Pushing Lorazepam. 651 00:28:42,748 --> 00:28:46,017 If it wasn't neurological before, it sure is now. 652 00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:48,186 Right upper quadrant's distended. 653 00:28:48,253 --> 00:28:50,938 He's hallucinating because his liver's failing. 654 00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,442 Elevated transaminases confirm liver failure. 655 00:29:00,579 --> 00:29:01,412 We'll have to put him on the transplant list 656 00:29:01,463 --> 00:29:02,914 in a couple days. 657 00:29:02,982 --> 00:29:05,049 It's clearly not the silicone. Could be vasculitis. 658 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,467 Serologies were negative. 659 00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:10,755 Yeah, if you want Adams to hear, 660 00:29:10,806 --> 00:29:13,924 you might want to not stand so conspicuously far away. 661 00:29:13,976 --> 00:29:15,193 I'm making coffee. 662 00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:17,812 And sometimes, I date co-workers. 663 00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,263 Like everyone else on the planet. 664 00:29:19,315 --> 00:29:20,365 Hepatic fibrosis. 665 00:29:20,432 --> 00:29:21,616 If it damaged his platelets, 666 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:22,617 it'd explain the bleeding. 667 00:29:22,701 --> 00:29:23,985 Unexpected. 668 00:29:24,069 --> 00:29:25,286 I actually thought you might agree with my theory. 669 00:29:25,371 --> 00:29:27,438 Because that would mean nothing's your fault. 670 00:29:27,489 --> 00:29:29,907 You fell into relationships based on proximity. 671 00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:31,125 Of course they failed. 672 00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:32,710 But I guess I was wrong. 673 00:29:32,778 --> 00:29:36,280 You picked perfect women. You just screwed it up. 674 00:29:36,332 --> 00:29:38,833 How about all five of us live together 675 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:40,668 and the $7,000 sex doll? 676 00:29:40,753 --> 00:29:41,819 It'll solve all our hang-ups. 677 00:29:41,887 --> 00:29:43,121 $7,000? 678 00:29:43,188 --> 00:29:45,556 Adams suggests that we all sleep together, 679 00:29:45,624 --> 00:29:47,792 and your issue is high prices? 680 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:49,177 Pretty sure she was joking. 681 00:29:49,261 --> 00:29:50,979 Yes, I'm 99% sure that you're right, 682 00:29:51,063 --> 00:29:52,430 but I would never forgive myself-- 683 00:29:52,481 --> 00:29:53,681 Those dolls are only $5,000. 684 00:29:53,766 --> 00:29:56,434 He must have had it customized somehow. 685 00:29:59,938 --> 00:30:02,306 Oh, like, you didn't check the website? 686 00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:04,809 I guess we don't need to ask how your dating life is going. 687 00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:06,227 I was curious. 688 00:30:06,295 --> 00:30:08,329 Hepatic fibrosis wouldn't cause difficulty breathing. 689 00:30:08,414 --> 00:30:11,482 It would if liver failure opened pulmonary av shunts. 690 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:12,583 Fibrosis fits. 691 00:30:12,651 --> 00:30:14,151 Start the patient on steroids 692 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,788 and find out how he pimped his ride. 693 00:30:16,839 --> 00:30:18,539 Why? 694 00:30:18,624 --> 00:30:20,925 Because I don't know the answer. 695 00:30:32,438 --> 00:30:33,855 (Wilson) Hey. 696 00:30:33,939 --> 00:30:35,005 Foosball? 697 00:30:35,057 --> 00:30:37,141 Can't. Marriage to destroy. 698 00:30:37,192 --> 00:30:40,010 Okay... 699 00:30:40,062 --> 00:30:44,014 "Okay" as in passive-aggressive reverse psychology? 700 00:30:44,066 --> 00:30:46,617 Or as in depressed resignation 701 00:30:46,685 --> 00:30:50,388 "okay" as in I changed my mind. 702 00:30:50,456 --> 00:30:52,123 Expand. 703 00:30:52,190 --> 00:30:55,710 Oh, it's morally reprehensible and bound to fail, 704 00:30:55,794 --> 00:30:57,295 but in a weird way, it's a step forward. 705 00:30:57,362 --> 00:30:58,463 This thing with Emily. 706 00:30:58,530 --> 00:30:59,497 Contract. 707 00:30:59,548 --> 00:31:01,198 It's real without being real. 708 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,668 It's a long-term relationship that can't actually hurt you. 709 00:31:03,719 --> 00:31:06,087 It's, um...a stepping stone. 710 00:31:06,171 --> 00:31:07,138 It means you want more. 711 00:31:07,205 --> 00:31:08,239 [Elevator bell dings] 712 00:31:09,808 --> 00:31:12,427 So, passive-aggressive reverse psychology. 713 00:31:12,511 --> 00:31:14,028 Got it. 714 00:31:20,436 --> 00:31:22,770 (House) Try not to come on too strong, okay? 715 00:31:22,855 --> 00:31:24,856 Just get to know him a little. Ease into it. 716 00:31:24,907 --> 00:31:26,724 Why would I ease? 717 00:31:26,775 --> 00:31:28,225 True. 718 00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:30,611 You could just walk up and stick your hand down his pants, 719 00:31:30,696 --> 00:31:32,196 but I heard there's a middle step. 720 00:31:32,247 --> 00:31:34,398 Men want to have sex. 721 00:31:34,450 --> 00:31:36,451 Not with crazy people. 722 00:31:36,535 --> 00:31:38,503 Well, yes, a lot with crazy people, 723 00:31:38,570 --> 00:31:40,237 but not that kind of crazy. 724 00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:41,956 Well, yeah, that kind of crazy-- 725 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,459 They don't care how crazy if she look like me. 726 00:31:44,543 --> 00:31:47,762 Okay. Easing. 727 00:31:53,051 --> 00:31:55,686 Hi. Hey. 728 00:31:55,754 --> 00:31:58,639 I'm Jennifer, new to marketing department. 729 00:31:58,724 --> 00:32:00,641 Harris. Accounts receivable. 730 00:32:00,726 --> 00:32:02,143 Oh, interesting. 731 00:32:02,227 --> 00:32:04,645 Do you want to get out of here and have sex? 732 00:32:04,730 --> 00:32:06,697 Uh, sure. 733 00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:11,619 You know, I got 45 minutes left on my lunch break. 734 00:32:11,703 --> 00:32:13,938 Mm-hmm. Where you wanna go? 735 00:32:13,989 --> 00:32:19,127 Off to a place where men don't cheat on the women they love. 736 00:32:19,211 --> 00:32:20,778 You're not invited, obviously. 737 00:32:20,829 --> 00:32:23,548 Cheating? What are you talking about? 738 00:32:23,615 --> 00:32:25,899 Why, I hope you're speaking 739 00:32:25,901 --> 00:32:28,753 out of some deep kind of moral relativism because-- 740 00:32:28,804 --> 00:32:30,888 Who are you people? 741 00:32:32,307 --> 00:32:33,758 You're not Emily's fiance. 742 00:32:33,809 --> 00:32:38,596 Emily's my sister. 743 00:32:41,934 --> 00:32:46,154 We called the company that made Amy. 744 00:32:46,221 --> 00:32:50,808 They said they modeled her after some photos you sent them. 745 00:32:55,164 --> 00:32:57,498 Who is she? 746 00:32:59,535 --> 00:33:01,669 We met last Christmas. 747 00:33:01,753 --> 00:33:05,322 She's a yoga instructor. 748 00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:06,824 Totally different from me. 749 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:10,862 She--she loved Chopin, hated Indian food. 750 00:33:13,515 --> 00:33:18,636 She changed entire my life for 17 weeks. 751 00:33:24,193 --> 00:33:28,246 My husband cheated on me... 752 00:33:30,449 --> 00:33:36,220 With a girl he met on the plane coming back from our honeymoon. 753 00:33:38,457 --> 00:33:41,826 It's not easy to get past things like that. 754 00:33:45,681 --> 00:33:49,400 She wasn't unfaithful. She didn't betray me. 755 00:33:49,468 --> 00:33:54,572 She just...she just wasn't in love with me. 756 00:34:01,212 --> 00:34:04,682 I know Amy's not going to break your heart. 757 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,485 But she's also not going to change your life. 758 00:34:14,559 --> 00:34:17,328 The lights are bright. 759 00:34:17,395 --> 00:34:19,396 [Coughs] 760 00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:22,533 Sorry. What's happening to me? 761 00:34:22,584 --> 00:34:24,201 Is your neck stiff? 762 00:34:24,253 --> 00:34:25,870 Yeah. 763 00:34:25,921 --> 00:34:29,590 I think you have meningitis. 764 00:34:29,675 --> 00:34:31,408 (Emily) I'm not leaving the business. 765 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:36,647 I'm just leaving you. 766 00:34:36,715 --> 00:34:37,748 I didn't want you to feel bad. 767 00:34:37,799 --> 00:34:38,883 So let me get this straight. 768 00:34:38,934 --> 00:34:42,119 I'm being dumped by a hooker... 769 00:34:42,187 --> 00:34:43,554 Who's worried about my feelings? 770 00:34:43,622 --> 00:34:44,622 You're married. 771 00:34:44,690 --> 00:34:46,440 Half your clients are married. 772 00:34:46,525 --> 00:34:47,942 And you're a hooker. 773 00:34:48,026 --> 00:34:50,761 My other guys sneak around, 774 00:34:50,812 --> 00:34:52,396 but you'll take me into the bedroom 775 00:34:52,447 --> 00:34:53,698 while your wife's in the next room. 776 00:34:53,765 --> 00:34:55,683 That's just...mean. 777 00:34:55,751 --> 00:34:57,434 [Exasperated sigh] Oh, my God. 778 00:34:57,486 --> 00:35:00,171 The marriage, it's a sham. 779 00:35:00,238 --> 00:35:03,374 The only really thing about it is the green card 780 00:35:03,441 --> 00:35:05,826 she's going to get at the end of it. 781 00:35:05,911 --> 00:35:08,112 So, if you want to get the meter running... 782 00:35:08,163 --> 00:35:10,131 It's still mean. 783 00:35:10,215 --> 00:35:14,051 It's not a marriage. It's a felony. 784 00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:18,022 I've seen how she looks at you when you're together. 785 00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:19,523 Trust me. 786 00:35:19,591 --> 00:35:20,891 She likes you. 787 00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:25,146 And I've seen how you look at her. 788 00:35:33,763 --> 00:35:36,848 (Adams) Fever's up 105. He's not responding to meds. 789 00:35:36,899 --> 00:35:38,850 At this rate, he'll be dead 790 00:35:38,901 --> 00:35:40,235 by the time we get the cultures back. 791 00:35:40,319 --> 00:35:42,153 Spinal fluid was full of white cells. 792 00:35:42,221 --> 00:35:43,738 Meningitis could be carcinomatous. 793 00:35:43,823 --> 00:35:45,323 Cytology showed nothing. 794 00:35:45,391 --> 00:35:48,410 An amoebic infection would cause fever and meningitis. 795 00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:49,411 But not liver failure. 796 00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:51,363 It could if he had a clot. 797 00:35:51,414 --> 00:35:54,015 (Taub) How could amoebas get past his cribriform plate? 798 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:57,619 He went swimming in a frozen lake in New Jersey? 799 00:35:59,872 --> 00:36:02,540 Adams said his ex-girlfriend was a yoga instructor. 800 00:36:02,591 --> 00:36:03,959 Maybe he sprained his chakras. 801 00:36:04,043 --> 00:36:05,293 Yoga nuts are way more likely 802 00:36:05,378 --> 00:36:06,744 to be into alternative medicine. 803 00:36:06,796 --> 00:36:10,598 He has this little weird teapot in his house. 804 00:36:10,683 --> 00:36:12,417 What was it like? 805 00:36:12,468 --> 00:36:17,522 Um, little. Weird. Teapot-ish. 806 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,764 Like that? 807 00:36:25,831 --> 00:36:27,399 Yeah. 808 00:36:27,466 --> 00:36:29,567 You think he drinks some sort of toxic herbal tea? 809 00:36:29,635 --> 00:36:30,669 (House) Yes... 810 00:36:30,736 --> 00:36:33,938 If by "tea," you mean salted tap water. 811 00:36:33,990 --> 00:36:36,607 And by "drink," you mean poured up his nose. 812 00:36:36,659 --> 00:36:39,210 His girlfriend didn't just leave him with a broken heart. 813 00:36:39,278 --> 00:36:41,246 She left him with a neti pot. 814 00:36:41,313 --> 00:36:42,464 It's an Indian method of. 815 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:46,117 Of clearing the sinuses during allergy season. 816 00:36:46,168 --> 00:36:47,752 Also known as now. 817 00:36:47,803 --> 00:36:51,723 The distilled water can act as a snot flushing system. 818 00:36:51,790 --> 00:36:55,443 With tap water, it can act as an amoeba delivery system 819 00:36:55,511 --> 00:36:57,128 to the fluids around the brain. 820 00:36:57,196 --> 00:36:58,930 Start him on metronidazole. 821 00:36:58,981 --> 00:37:01,032 If he's lucky, he'll get to see 822 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:04,069 his plastic children walk down the aisle. 823 00:37:08,974 --> 00:37:11,076 My neck feels much better. 824 00:37:11,143 --> 00:37:12,410 Your fever's gone, 825 00:37:12,478 --> 00:37:14,696 and your liver function's almost back to normal. 826 00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:16,414 You should be able to go home soon. 827 00:37:16,482 --> 00:37:19,117 I'm going to have some hospital bills to pay. 828 00:37:19,168 --> 00:37:23,654 I don't suppose used sex dolls go for anything online. 829 00:37:23,706 --> 00:37:25,707 [Chuckles] 830 00:37:25,791 --> 00:37:28,543 Dr. Adams? 831 00:37:28,627 --> 00:37:31,496 Can I get your email? 832 00:37:31,547 --> 00:37:33,431 What for? 833 00:37:35,217 --> 00:37:38,386 I just thought maybe we could see each other again. 834 00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:42,390 I-I can't. 835 00:37:42,475 --> 00:37:43,742 No, I know. 836 00:37:43,809 --> 00:37:45,193 It's a professionalism thing, 837 00:37:45,277 --> 00:37:47,479 but you won't be my doctor when I get out of here. 838 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:49,514 It's not that. It's-- 839 00:37:49,565 --> 00:37:50,648 what is it? 840 00:37:50,699 --> 00:37:52,850 You said I should change my life. 841 00:37:52,902 --> 00:37:54,569 You were talking about yourself, too. 842 00:37:54,653 --> 00:37:56,621 I know you were. Henry, I-- 843 00:37:56,688 --> 00:37:59,157 I think you should ask Molly out. 844 00:38:04,213 --> 00:38:06,214 I should have known this would happen. 845 00:38:06,298 --> 00:38:08,967 You're a good guy, Henry. 846 00:38:09,034 --> 00:38:14,038 You deserve more than a doll. 847 00:38:15,391 --> 00:38:20,044 Promise me you'll keep trying. 848 00:38:20,096 --> 00:38:22,564 Okay. 849 00:38:30,489 --> 00:38:32,991 Date tonight? 850 00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:38,229 So she can't deal. 851 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,031 There's someone out there who can. 852 00:38:40,082 --> 00:38:41,783 You just got to find her. 853 00:38:41,867 --> 00:38:43,585 I'd love to prove House wrong, 854 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:47,205 but...I ruined my marriage, 855 00:38:47,256 --> 00:38:48,673 broke two people's hearts, 856 00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:50,258 had two kids who are always 857 00:38:50,342 --> 00:38:52,927 going to wonder why I didn't love their mommy enough. 858 00:38:53,012 --> 00:38:58,299 It's better if I just... focus on what I do have. 859 00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:03,938 Give that band guy a call. 860 00:39:04,023 --> 00:39:06,524 I'm not that good at guitar. 861 00:39:06,592 --> 00:39:10,562 Or flirting or small talk. 862 00:39:10,613 --> 00:39:13,698 I'm not as pretty as Adams, 863 00:39:13,765 --> 00:39:17,101 I have stuffy clothes, and I hate my hair. 864 00:39:17,153 --> 00:39:20,321 Adams works 80 hours a week fixing bunions on hobos 865 00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:23,708 because she can't face getting to know someone new. 866 00:39:23,775 --> 00:39:24,976 Trust me. 867 00:39:25,044 --> 00:39:30,448 You find a boyfriend, she'll be the jealous one. 868 00:39:34,086 --> 00:39:36,504 See you tomorrow. 869 00:39:38,557 --> 00:39:41,392 Do you... 870 00:39:42,961 --> 00:39:45,296 want to get a drink? 871 00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:48,066 To annoy Park or to prove House wrong? 872 00:39:48,133 --> 00:39:52,136 Oh, I... It's just, um... 873 00:39:52,188 --> 00:39:54,772 I think it's time for a change. 874 00:39:57,443 --> 00:40:02,380 I don't really think that's a good idea for me right now. 875 00:40:04,816 --> 00:40:09,120 House has a way of getting in people's heads. 876 00:40:09,171 --> 00:40:12,290 Yeah. Yeah. 877 00:40:23,335 --> 00:40:25,353 No, mom. I'm still at work. 878 00:40:25,437 --> 00:40:26,688 [Clears throat] 879 00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,839 I'll be home in a couple hours. 880 00:40:28,891 --> 00:40:30,775 Love you too. 881 00:40:40,035 --> 00:40:41,852 Ready? 882 00:40:41,904 --> 00:40:45,323 One, two, three, four. 883 00:40:45,374 --> 00:40:48,359 [Playing I Got You Babe] 884 00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:51,796 ♪ ♪ 885 00:40:51,863 --> 00:40:54,749 ♪ they say we're young and we don't know ♪ 886 00:40:54,833 --> 00:41:00,672 ♪ we won't find out until we grow ♪ 887 00:41:00,723 --> 00:41:03,341 ♪ well, I don't know if all that's true ♪ 888 00:41:03,392 --> 00:41:08,096 ♪ 'cause you got me and baby I got you ♪ 889 00:41:09,848 --> 00:41:11,849 ♪ babe ♪ 890 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:15,236 (Both singing) ♪ I got you babe ♪ 891 00:41:15,321 --> 00:41:19,357 ♪ I got you babe ♪ 892 00:41:19,408 --> 00:41:21,826 (Park) ♪ they say our love won't pay the rent ♪ 893 00:41:21,893 --> 00:41:27,365 ♪ before it's earned, our money's all been spent ♪ 894 00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:30,635 (Micah) ♪ I guess that's so, we don't have a pot ♪ 895 00:41:30,703 --> 00:41:36,541 ♪ at least I'm sure of all the things we got ♪ 896 00:41:36,592 --> 00:41:40,044 ♪ babe ♪ 897 00:41:40,095 --> 00:41:42,180 (Both singing) ♪ I got you babe ♪ 898 00:41:42,247 --> 00:41:45,266 ♪ I got you babe ♪ 899 00:41:45,351 --> 00:41:50,605 (Micah) ♪ I got flowers in the spring ♪ 900 00:41:51,890 --> 00:41:57,562 ♪ I got you to wear my ring ♪ 901 00:41:57,613 --> 00:42:03,100 ♪ and when I'm sad you're a clown ♪ 902 00:42:03,152 --> 00:42:06,537 I fix blender. 903 00:42:06,605 --> 00:42:08,573 So I see. 904 00:42:08,624 --> 00:42:12,327 I had fun seducing hooker's fake fiance. 905 00:42:12,411 --> 00:42:14,412 Sorry it didn't work. 906 00:42:14,463 --> 00:42:17,465 Yeah, I thought I'd take a break 907 00:42:17,549 --> 00:42:19,751 from the whole hooker thing. 908 00:42:21,136 --> 00:42:24,138 I think maybe you need milk shake. 909 00:42:24,223 --> 00:42:26,791 Is pistachio. 910 00:42:26,842 --> 00:42:27,725 [Laughs] 911 00:42:30,346 --> 00:42:34,265 (Both singing) ♪ I got you babe ♪ 912 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:37,485 ♪ I got you babe ♪ 913 00:42:37,569 --> 00:42:38,770 ♪ I got you babe ♪ 914 00:42:38,821 --> 00:42:42,490 I'm...gonna go to bed. See you tomorrow. 915 00:42:42,574 --> 00:42:43,691 (Micah) ♪ hold my hand ♪ 916 00:42:43,776 --> 00:42:46,644 (Park) ♪ I got you to understand ♪ 917 00:42:46,712 --> 00:42:49,113 (Micah) ♪ I got you to walk with me ♪ 918 00:42:49,164 --> 00:42:52,367 (Park) ♪ I got you to talk with me ♪ 919 00:42:52,451 --> 00:42:54,819 (Micah) ♪ I got you, I won't let go ♪ 920 00:42:54,887 --> 00:42:57,839 (Park) ♪ I got you to love me so ♪ 921 00:42:57,923 --> 00:43:00,458 (Micah) ♪ babe ♪ 922 00:43:00,526 --> 00:43:03,094 (Both singing) ♪ I got you babe ♪ 923 00:43:03,161 --> 00:43:08,833 ♪ I got you babe I got you babe ♪ 924 00:43:08,884 --> 00:43:12,687 ♪ I got you babe ♪ 925 00:43:12,712 --> 00:43:16,712 == sync, corrected by elderman == 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00